- Perfect for chronic nappers, sleepyheads, and anyone whose dream job is literally dreaming. Great for sarcastic people who'd trade all social interaction, productivity, and daylight for five more minutes in bed.
- Ideal for lovers of sleep-themed humor, hilarious tired quotes, and relatable sarcasm about always wanting to snooze. A great match for anyone powered by naps, coffee, and denial of early mornings.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I’d rather be sleeping. A universal mood for the permanently tired, the overworked, and the proudly lazy. This funny, sarcastic quote captures that constant inner dialogue of “why am I awake?” and puts it front and center. Whether you’re a professional napper, a reluctant riser, or someone who counts down to bedtime before even starting the day, this quote is your sleepy anthem. It’s made for night owls, insomniacs, snooze-button addicts, and anyone who views being unconscious as a lifestyle. If you dream about sleep more than you dream while sleeping, this design understands your struggle. It celebrates that magical relationship with your bed, your pillow, and the sacred art of staying horizontal. From office chairs to family dinners, this quote fits every moment when you'd honestly rather be wrapped in a blanket burrito. Share the sarcastic joy of perpetual exhaustion and let the world know if you’re here, you’re only halfway conscious.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : April 8, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
